Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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