I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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