Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Semen is not good for contacts.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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