trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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