Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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