i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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