What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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