I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Randomize
