woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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