either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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