i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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