quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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