im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
There's always time for handjobs
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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