The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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