When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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