The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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