Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I am one with the molecules
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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