Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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