You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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