addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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