Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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