Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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