i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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