Already got asked if we're dating
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
