I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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