I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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