Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
