do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Banned from zoo.
Again?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
