their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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