i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Banned from zoo.
Again?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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