The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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