Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I party with great urgency now.
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