But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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