I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
They have beer where we have blood.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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