The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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