i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think i peed on brittanys purse
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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