i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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