So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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