My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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