I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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