As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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