I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Randomize
