i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
