If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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