is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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