Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
So much rum. So many feels.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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