You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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