Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
