I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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