literally had 100 drinks last night.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
