Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i think i have herpe
just one?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
We talked him into tasing himself.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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