eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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