I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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