i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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