Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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